I got this weird email today at a patrick.com address. At first I thought it was randomly generated text trying to mask spam in an accompanying HTML attachment, but there was no spam to be found. I think this was generated by an actual human being.
It's bizarre and a little bit spooky. Check it out:
Well what do you think of this Bill, my friend said that I am a pain in the head, that made me very upset, SO, when I win the $25 mil on Saturday night, I will not be doing the things I was going to do, for example pay off all their bills and anything elso that needed paying off, so they would be debt free, then I was going to take my friend on a year long World Holiday. But then I bet my friend would not come with me anyway. I am finding it very had to cope with the extreme cold weather here.
Have to break the washing off the line in little bits. Because whats his face had to go back into town to get his money for the Truck Driver and was late getting back I had to help the driver load the goats onto the truck, very cold and very depressing, HE HAD A CATTLE PROD, now I have a burn on my finger. Came back to the house and had a little cry, how unusual. I asked whats his face to change the gas bottle before it left, but it was not done, and I can not lift a full gass bottle, I would have liked to have the gass heater left on all night. Hope you have a great day. LUMUNU
Mark