March 15, 2004

Pinch the Tail, Suck the Head, Burn in Hell

God Hates Shrimp. You should too.

Posted by pmk at March 15, 2004 10:32 PM
Comments

some people i just dont understand it……………………………………………………..how do they no god hates shrimp?

Posted by: Brady at March 24, 2004 6:32 PM

GOD IS NOT REAL. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS.

Posted by: Patrick at April 2, 2004 10:35 AM

Man, I’ve never thought about it, but you seem to be right. Why be fighting all these wars, when we can be fighting THE SHRIMP EATERS!!!!!!

Posted by: Thor at April 10, 2004 2:45 AM

I hate you all………God is a big fag…..We should all go eat shrimp….Shrimp is good…..Shrimp good God bad…..well screw it im off to kill god nd eat shrimp

Posted by: Zack at April 19, 2004 8:06 AM

This contradicts Matthew 15:11-What goes into a man’s mouth does not make him ‘unclean,’ but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him ‘unclean.’ “
Jesus said that the kosher laws do not really matter . It is the pharisees who follow all the laws meticulously in order to get to heaven. jesus said that studiously following the laws does not matter if you do not love god in ur heart.
It is a jewish belief that shrimp are an abomination, not a christian one.

Posted by: alfred darley at October 10, 2006 8:10 AM
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