World Domination: Step 437 out of 3,182,192 Complete

So the Japanese government made a key tactical error recently and granted me an alien registration card. With this magic piece of plastic, I can enter into all sorts of scary contracts, setup bank accounts and more or less wreck havoc across the Japanese landscape.

Picture below, with the naughty bits fuzzed out. True to form, the photo makes me look nice and weird. This time it looks like I have some sort of bizarre skin rash. Nice!