It’s amazing how much I want to buy one of these things after having read the sales pitch. Here’s a choice quote:
The TX-1 is the exact opposite of digital: it is entirely analog, and entirely made of vacuum tubes, and does not make anything even slightly resembling 1980s pseudo-nostalgia video-game noises. We hate the 1980s, we hate Super Mario, and the Autobots suck fried maggots. Rainbow Brite and her little Smurf cartoon buddies all deserve to be raped and murdered, and the Agonizer is willing to help. You aren’t one of those pathetic creatures who hangs out on eBay constantly, bidding furiously on Rainbow Brite wallpaper, are you? If so, then I suggest you join the METALLICA fans in the pink fairy shop down the street. Ha ha ha.
PS - I think more electrical appliances should come with a knob labeled “strangle”.
(Thanks Eli! (and memepool))Posted by pmk at May 18, 2004 8:11 AM | TrackBack